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bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

(via tonoescapes)

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via moistbottom)

sweetslowsex:

He’s holding is little hands like, “umm kind sir I’m back… i… is it ok if I get some more nuts? If not that’s ok I’m just hungry” 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via alexisshakira)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via pizza)

dysfunctionalqueer:

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you. 

(via eightyprovinces)

theclearlydope:

Word to ya mother.
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theclearlydope:

Word to ya mother.

[via]

theclearlydope:

The Rock fanny pack pic is now a gif … thank you Internets.
[via]

theclearlydope:

The Rock fanny pack pic is now a gif … thank you Internets.

[via]

theclearlydope:

When your ass is feeling depressed. 
best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

theclearlydope:

When your ass is feeling depressed. 

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

my current state

Listen to the mandolin rain;

Listen to the music on the lake;

Oh, listen to my heart break

everytime she runs away..

(Source: libertine-armistice)

queen-bmvagabond:

It’s 6 some shit in the morning and I’m crying while listening to Mandolin Rain because of that fucking chorus

(Source: lyricology)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via pizza)